Get In The Pit With The Pitmaster! You’ve gotta barbecue on the 4th. It’s a law. Some throw dogs on the grill (to the tune of few million), some go for burgers, steaks, kabobs, chops, fish, whatever is there, it gets grilled or smoked. Pitmaster Goes All Out 4 pork butts and 2 turkeys, smoked [...]

The 4th of July happens every year. That’s a law. And it goes forward in time, and we keep celebrating it every year, with fireworks, usually, and hot dogs and lots of mustard and ketchup. Cave Men Celebrated, Too If it happens every year, then it stands to reason that it always happened every year: [...]

The Original BBQ You might think Cave Men had it rough, but they never had to worry about running out of propane. Or being ready to fire up their grill and finding an empty bag of charcoal. If a Cave Dude wanted to cook (or, more than likely, when his Cave Babe told him if [...]

It Wasn’t A Tie A Cave Kid wanted to show his Cave Man Dad how much he loved him but he didn’t know what to get. They hadn’t invented ties yet, or socks. In fact, there wasn’t even a department store to shop for anything (shopping hadn’t been invented yet, which explained why Cave Babes [...]

Cave Men Had No Trinity They had a club. (Sometimes) they had fire. They had Cave Babes. But Cave Men didn’t have much in the way of spices for their food. It’s documented that a Cave Dude stepped on a garlic bulb one day while sneaking up on a baby bronto (a delicacy, the babies [...]

First It Was Rachael Ray She came to the Auto Show in Detroit, and the next thing you know she’s making Kielbasa Reubens. But don’t take this the wrong way, that’s why we love Rachael Ray. She doesn’t just do girly food, she does food everyone will like (like Roscoe does). Plus, she’s cute, so [...]

Cave Men Could Cook As noted in earlier blogs, Cave Men learned to cook by accident (see Cooking For Men, and More Cooking For Men). But once they got the hang of it, that’s all they wanted to do. Not Many People Know That Written records were kind of scarce in those times, as Cave [...]

Ingredients: 12 dogs (at least) – preferably Kowalski Stadium Kielbasas or Eckrich Little Kielbasas Good rolls – scooped 1 red onion – chopped or sliced 4-5 cloves garlic – chopped olive oil Worcestershire Cholula salt and pepper 1 big pot Hot Dogs ARE America Americans eat more hot dogs on holidays like Memorial Day and [...]