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Roscoe’s Grilled Italian Sausage w/Onions, Peppers and Garlic (and other secret stuff that everyone will be using soon)

Ingredients (to serve 10):
Italian sausage (whatever kind you like: sweet or hot) 10 links, or about 2 1/2 lbs of a wheel
2 red onions
1 red pepper
1 cubanelle red pepper
1 cubanelle green pepper
2 or 3 (or 4) big cloves garlic (sliced thin or chopped)
olive oil
Worcestershire
Cholula
salt and pepper
red wine
vegetable spices (whatever kind you like)
large sheet of tin [...]

Spring: Cave Man’s Favorite Season – A New “Cooking For Men” History Lesson According to Roscoe

Winters Were Brutal
You think it was easy to keep a cave warm all winter when they hadn’t invented the furnace yet? Sure, Cave Dudes invented fire right away, they had to, but it was still a major pain to get one going because the match was a ways off (a couple of centuries, to be [...]

Cooking For Men – The First Valentine’s Day (According to Roscoe)

Cave Men Were Romantic
Though it’s not very well known, because sappy greeting cards hadn’t been invented yet. But Cave Dudes always brought flowers home to their Cave Babes. And they’d pick them themselves, because, of course, there were no Florists yet. Here’s a little known fact: one of the first businesses to open was, in [...]

Cooking For Men: The Cave Man New Year

It Happens All Over The World
People celebrate New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day in different ways: some party down and bring in the New Year and hardly remember it the next day. Some are a little more low key, choosing to spend the night, or the next day, with friends and/or family in a [...]

Cooking For Men – The First Christmas (According to Roscoe)

There Were Always Christmas Trees
Yes, pine trees were everywhere, even in Cave Man times, so it was really no trouble to get a Christmas Tree, even though there were no lots to go to (this was before anything was for sale, but just barely, because the sales gene was always there, but it remained dormant [...]

It’s Turkey Time!

Roscoe’s Quick Tips for a Great Bird
Olive oil, Worcestershire, and Cholula. That’s right, start with Roscoe’s Trinity. Mix it up in a bowl and lather it all over your bird (after you wash and pat dry, of course), and don’t forget the inside. Then you can season it, Roscoe recommends a mix of salt and [...]

Cooking For Men – The First Thanksgiving (According to Roscoe)

Cave Men Had Lots To Be Thankful For
Though you wouldn’t think it to look at them. They didn’t have much in the way of clothes, as fashion hadn’t been invented yet, though Cave Babes were making headway in that direction, if only to tell their Cave Dude they didn’t like what he was wearing (hey, [...]

Cooking For Men: The Cave Man Halloween

The First Trick or Treat?
Since costumes hadn’t been invented yet (they barely had clothes, who’d have thought to wear something that made them look like something else?), Cave Men and Women had to make do with scaring the neighbors. That’s why they say “Trick or treat” instead of “Treat or trick.” They didn’t have treats [...]