The 4th of July happens every year. That’s a law. And it goes forward in time, and we keep celebrating it every year, with fireworks, usually, and hot dogs and lots of mustard and ketchup.
Cave Men Celebrated, Too
If it happens every year, then it stands to reason that it always happened every year: There was [...]

The Original BBQ
You might think Cave Men had it rough, but they never had to worry about running out of propane. Or being ready to fire up their grill and finding an empty bag of charcoal. If a Cave Dude wanted to cook (or, more than likely, when his Cave Babe told him if he [...]

Salmon – 1 piece per person
olive oil, Worcestershire, Cholula
Salt and pepper, Old Bay, smoked paprika
Glaze – preserves, bourbon, brown sugar, honey mustard
Cave Men Ate Fish
In fact, it was easier for the Cave Dude to catch a fish than it was to trap a baby Bronto. Brontos were a lot smarter than anyone thought they were, [...]

Ingredients:
1 bag small red beans (16 oz.)
1 red onion – chopped
1 red pepper – chopped
3-5 cloves garlic – chopped
Beer or broth or beer and broth (enough to cover your beans)
olive oil, Worcestershire, Cholula
1 ham hock
1 link kielbasa (or your favorite sausage, or use a mixture of sausages)
Salt and pepper; smoked paprika, ancho, bacon salt, other [...]

It Wasn’t A Tie
A Cave Kid wanted to show his Cave Man Dad how much he loved him but he didn’t know what to get. They hadn’t invented ties yet, or socks. In fact, there wasn’t even a department store to shop for anything (shopping hadn’t been invented yet, which explained why Cave Babes were [...]

Cave Men Had No Trinity
They had a club. (Sometimes) they had fire. They had Cave Babes. But Cave Men didn’t have much in the way of spices for their food. It’s documented that a Cave Dude stepped on a garlic bulb one day while sneaking up on a baby bronto (a delicacy, the babies were [...]

First It Was Rachael Ray
She came to the Auto Show in Detroit, and the next thing you know she’s making Kielbasa Reubens. But don’t take this the wrong way, that’s why we love Rachael Ray. She doesn’t just do girly food, she does food everyone will like (like Roscoe does). Plus, she’s cute, so that [...]

Ingredients:
Chicken wings, jumbo size – at least a dozen
red spices – Cholula powder, smoked paprika, cayenne, Old Bay, chili powder
For Marinade: Olive oil, Worcestershire, chili Lime Cholula
For Glaze: Cherry jelly or preserves, Bourbon, Red pepper mustard, Pepper jelly
Sharp knife
Hot grill
This Ain’t No Hockey Team
Like hockey fans (especially in Detroit), when it comes to wings (and [...]