The 4th of July happens every year. That’s a law. And it goes forward in time, and we keep celebrating it every year, with fireworks, usually, and hot dogs and lots of mustard and ketchup. Cave Men Celebrated, Too If it happens every year, then it stands to reason that it always happened every year: [...]

The Original BBQ You might think Cave Men had it rough, but they never had to worry about running out of propane. Or being ready to fire up their grill and finding an empty bag of charcoal. If a Cave Dude wanted to cook (or, more than likely, when his Cave Babe told him if [...]

Salmon – 1 piece per person olive oil, Worcestershire, Cholula Salt and pepper, Old Bay, smoked paprika Glaze – preserves, bourbon, brown sugar, honey mustard Cave Men Ate Fish In fact, it was easier for the Cave Dude to catch a fish than it was to trap a baby Bronto. Brontos were a lot smarter [...]

Ingredients: 1 bag small red beans (16 oz.) 1 red onion – chopped 1 red pepper – chopped 3-5 cloves garlic – chopped Beer or broth or beer and broth (enough to cover your beans) olive oil, Worcestershire, Cholula 1 ham hock 1 link kielbasa (or your favorite sausage, or use a mixture of sausages) [...]

It Wasn’t A Tie A Cave Kid wanted to show his Cave Man Dad how much he loved him but he didn’t know what to get. They hadn’t invented ties yet, or socks. In fact, there wasn’t even a department store to shop for anything (shopping hadn’t been invented yet, which explained why Cave Babes [...]

Cave Men Had No Trinity They had a club. (Sometimes) they had fire. They had Cave Babes. But Cave Men didn’t have much in the way of spices for their food. It’s documented that a Cave Dude stepped on a garlic bulb one day while sneaking up on a baby bronto (a delicacy, the babies [...]

First It Was Rachael Ray She came to the Auto Show in Detroit, and the next thing you know she’s making Kielbasa Reubens. But don’t take this the wrong way, that’s why we love Rachael Ray. She doesn’t just do girly food, she does food everyone will like (like Roscoe does). Plus, she’s cute, so [...]

Ingredients: Chicken wings, jumbo size – at least a dozen red spices – Cholula powder, smoked paprika, cayenne, Old Bay, chili powder For Marinade: Olive oil, Worcestershire, chili Lime Cholula For Glaze: Cherry jelly or preserves, Bourbon, Red pepper mustard, Pepper jelly Sharp knife Hot grill This Ain’t No Hockey Team Like hockey fans (especially [...]